December 2010
Reblog if you've ever been called fat.
When my family walks in and I'm on tumblr:
intothegreatlaughofmankind:
please nobody post porn
what if they see my url
what if they ask why I’m starring at facebook and not doing anything
what if they ask why I always tilt my screen when they’re behind me
Oh, you have a British accent?
thelifeoftheafterparty:
OMG MEGAN FOX IS HOT!
I think i know this person, who posted on...
I have been a drug addict for two years. It has taken over my life and ruined it completely. I told all my family today I am going to get clean, and get my life back on track. They laughed and said I couldn’t do it. I’m going to prove them wrong.
The Cold Man
I had a dream last night. It was the kind that seems real right up to the point where you wake up.
Some things were strange about it…certain things were really strange about it, but it never occurred to me that it might not actually be happening. I’m still not prepared to say that it didn’t happen. I’m not spiritual and I don’t really understand stuff like that. I just feel like I’ve been...
Roulette
During your day, there are probably a half a dozen moments where you can’t see, if only for a split second. Not like blinking, of course, that’s far too quick . Just that moment when you’re taking off your shirt, or wiping your face with a towel. That brief instant where you’re plunged into darkness. Every time this occurs, you’re playing roulette. A game. Unbeknownst to you, of course. Every time...
You lied to my mother, your taking all her rightful money away from her. You bluntly lied and said you weren’t in a relationship with her. Now your’e bringing me into this, and telling the court I physically, emotianally and mentally abused your children?!
Newsflash, you called me a bitch, you made my life fucking hell, and I have never even touched your children, unless it was for a...
I really don't like how everyone is making a...
Keep your asses on facebook and twitter, dont come corrupting our shit, we are fine without you.
Thanks :)
i fucking hate you. fuck this fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck you. don’t even pretend like you give a fucking shit because i know you dont, just like everyone fucking else, its just the same fucking shit. just fuck off, you dont care
To kiss a mug thats like a cactus, takes more...
idun geddit D;
Television: It's gonna be a white Christmas!
Mikaela: Yeah! You'd like that, wouldn't you? You racist fuck!
I'm not saying hes ready to take those steps. I'm...
hahahahhHAHAHHA OMG wttfff LOL
Oh my god, fuck my life. I’ve been a total shut-in for like three days, sitting on my computer playing video games. I also happen to be pretty irritated, because apparently we’ve had three rowing trainings this week that nobody bothered to tell me about, except Jordan (this is why Jordan is great, ILY Jordan! :D). But my mind has revered to being that of an eight year olds for a while,...
wtfff broo my head isnt going the right wayy